{"id":8830,"date":"2025-10-08T17:24:19","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T16:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/?p=8830"},"modified":"2025-10-08T17:24:20","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T16:24:20","slug":"mr-crump-the-heartless-grump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/2025\/10\/08\/mr-crump-the-heartless-grump\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr Crump the Heartless Grump"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Pog\/Mr+Crump%2C+the+Heartless+Grump\/9781782509523\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"529\" src=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-cover-1024x529.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8851\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-cover-1024x529.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-cover-300x155.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-cover-768x397.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-cover-1536x794.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-cover-2048x1058.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:26px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>As autumn settles in around us, the Floris team are reaching for seasonal stories to curl up with on chilly nights. Spanning Halloween to Christmas, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Pog\/Mr+Crump%2C+the+Heartless+Grump\/9781782509523\">Mr Crump the Heartless Grump<\/a><\/em> by Pog\u00a0and St\u00e9phanie L\u00e9on follows its eponymous character as he undergoes a surprising transformation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Darkly comic and full of compassion, this tale of the power of kindness and capacity for change is brought to life by St\u00e9phanie L\u00e9on&#8217;s cinematic artwork. Perfect for fans of The Grinch and The Nightmare Before Christmas, it&#8217;s sure to melt even the most cantankerous heart. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Read on to learn more about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Pog\/Mr+Crump%2C+the+Heartless+Grump\/9781782509523\"><em>Mr Crump the Heartless Grump<\/em><\/a> and take a look at the beautiful illustrations inside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Pog\/Mr+Crump%2C+the+Heartless+Grump\/9781782509523\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"598\" src=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog3-1-1024x598.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8859\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog3-1-1024x598.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog3-1-300x175.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog3-1-768x448.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog3-1-1536x896.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog3-1-2048x1195.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-ad2f72ca wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p><strong>About <em>Mr Crump the Heartless Grump<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-right is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fd526d70 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p>Mr Crump doesn&#8217;t like animals or holidays or cheer of any kind. He takes from others and never says thank you. And he especially detests children.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-vertical is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-8cf370e7 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-content-justification-right is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-977fa2bb wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-container-content-9cfa9a5a\">But the curmudgeonly old man has a secret. He LOVES teddy bears. His house is full of them. When trick-or-treaters accidentally uncover his cuddly collection, Mr Crump begins to feel a glimmer of warmth grow inside him&#8230; &#x1f9f8;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Could it be that Mr Crump is not so heartless, after all?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Pog\/Mr+Crump%2C+the+Heartless+Grump\/9781782509523\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"694\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3d-1-694x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8846\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3d-1-694x1024.jpg 694w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3d-1-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3d-1-768x1134.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3d-1.jpg 813w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:16px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Pog\/Mr+Crump%2C+the+Heartless+Grump\/9781782509523\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"598\" src=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog7-1024x598.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8857\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog7-1024x598.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog7-300x175.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog7-768x448.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog7-1536x896.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog7-2048x1195.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:15px\"><strong>Gently spooky tales for young readers to enjoy this autumn<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"position: relative;\">\n  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Mr-Crump-blog8-1024x420.jpg\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Mamiko-Shiotani\/Grumpy+Ghost+Upstairs\/9781782509264\"><div style=\"position: absolute; left: 1.9%; top: 5.5%; width: 28.9%; height: 89.2%; background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><\/div><\/a>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Cecilia-Heikkil%C3%A4\/Slightly+Spooky+Tale+of+Fox+and+Mole\/9781782509530\"><div style=\"position: absolute; left: 33.8%; top: 5.5%; width: 28.2%; height: 89.2%; background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><\/div><\/a>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Daniela-Drescher\/Merlina+and+the+Magical+Mishap\/9781782508601\"><div style=\"position: absolute; left: 65%; top: 5.5%; width: 33.1%; height: 89.2%; background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><\/div><\/a>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>A wryly funny, beautifully illustrated picture book about adapting to change, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Mamiko-Shiotani\/Grumpy+Ghost+Upstairs\/9781782509264\"><em>The Grumpy Ghost Upstairs<\/em> <\/a>by Mamiko Shiotani will teach young readers how to be brave and face their fears, because often what we are afraid of doesn&#8217;t turn out to be quite so scary after all&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Cecilia-Heikkil%C3%A4\/Slightly+Spooky+Tale+of+Fox+and+Mole\/9781782509530\">The Slightly Spooky Tale of Fox and Mole<\/a><\/em> by Cecilia Heikkil\u00e4 is a humorously hair-raising gothic tale about friendship perfect for book lovers to curl up with on long, dark evenings. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merlina the little witch and Igor the dragon are busy with the harvest. When Igor gets hurt, can Merlina whip up a spell to help him? <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.florisbooks.co.uk\/book\/Daniela-Drescher\/Merlina+and+the+Magical+Mishap\/9781782508601\">Merlina and the Magical Mishap<\/a><\/em> by Daniela Drescher is a sweet, playful bedtime read imbued with autumnal magic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-100\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KNdbycUsT_A\" style=\"background-color:#de5914\">Listen to author Cecilia Heikkil\u00e4 read her slightly spooky tale<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Keep up to date on all of our latest picture books, receive exclusive discounts and get a free book with every order you place on our website when you&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/florisbooks.co.uk\/signup\">join our mailing list<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As autumn settles in around us, the Floris team are reaching for seasonal stories to curl up with on chilly nights. 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